Perhaps every book store should employ super-heroes, non? If you’re wondering what kind of nonsense I’m peddling, you’ve obviously not heard the news. In Adelaide, Australia, the owner of a comic book store nabbed a thief–and he did so dressed as Spider Man. Spidey rushed in to confront the man, as Jedi knights blocked his exit.

Seriously, you just can’t make this stuff up.

So if you, like me, are in desperate need of fluffery, do head over to the UK’s Daily Mail for the full story.